Time for another installment of the only main roster show I watch regularly: MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE! This is the September 25, 2018 installment which I missed because I moved and was redoing the interior of my new place and was staying somewhere with shitty internet for about a month. BACKLOG BAYBAY!
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Time to check out another slamming episode of Saturday Morning Slam. Your cool-ass pal, Voice-Over Guy informs us that Kofi Kingston will compete in this morning’s main event, but first we’ll see The Miz going up against Darren Young in our opening contest. Apparently people have been waiting all week for this match after their backstage confrontation. If you say so Voice-Over Guy…
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We start things off this week with a cartoon CM Punk trudging through the snow. He comes upon a Christmas tree hooked up to a Big Red Button™ that he proceeds to press though nothing happens when he does.
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Voice Over Guy kicks things off by welcoming us to, “the hardest hitting, highest flying half hour on television today!” He tells us that the Intercontinental Champion, Kofi Kingston, will be taking on Zack Ryder in the main event this morning, but first our opening match…
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Time for another action packed 30 minutes of quasi-wrestling related action! That’s right kids, it’s another exciting installment of WWE Saturday Morning Slam.
Voiceover Guy informs us that today’s show is going to be a “one-two punch,” because not only will Sheamus be in action this morning but we’ve also got our first Saturday Morning Slam divas match!
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Goddamn do I love me some WWE C-Shows! Let’s take a look at yet another fine episode of WWE Saturday Morning Slam from the year 2012.
Voice Over Guy welcomes us and tells us that this week’s huge main event will feature Sin Cara going up against Jinder Mahal. Maybe I don’t love WWE C-Shows from 2012 as much as I thought I did. From here we head to the ring for action. I guess we’re getting two matches this week.
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It’s time for the finals of the Mixed Match Challenge. The commentary team of Michael Cole, Corey Graves and Beth Phoenix welcome us to the show and show us how to use our phones before throwing it backstage where Rusev and Lana are shown dicking around on their phones. Rusev is claiming that good ol’ Bob Roode is a cheater. Elsewhere backstage Big E and Lana are also dicking around on their phones and eating pancakes out of a little briefcase.
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We start today’s episode of Mixed Match Challenge not with Corey Graves demonstrating how to use a smart phone but rather a serious looking Michael Cole telling us about the attack on SmackDown General Manager Daniel Bryan by those dastardly Canadians, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn.
EMTs load Bryan unto a stretcher and wheel him away and Michael Cole informs us that we can check social media for updates on Daniel Bryan’s condition in the days to come.
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Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw coming to you live from the Manhattan Center with your hosts Good Ol’ JR and Jerry “The King” Lawler. We’ve got the old wailing siren of yore and the entire thing is set up like an episode of Raw from 1993, complete with an ICOPRO banner.
Lawler promises that this will be the most memorable Raw ever. It would turn out that he was either gravely mistaken or outright lying…
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