WWE Saturday Morning Slam (November 24, 2012)

Saturday Morning Slam

Voice Over Guy welcomes us to a very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Saturday Morning Slam and gives us a rundown of what’s going on this week before we head to the arena for our opening contest. We’re apparently getting a pie eating contest in addition to our regular mid-carders wrestling for wrestling’s sake matches we usually get.

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WWE Saturday Morning Slam (March 16, 2013)

Saturday Morning Slam

For the second week in a row Saturday Morning Slam begins with a voice over guy who sounds more like the Movie Trailer Guy than the Voice Over Guy from Saturday Morning Slam we all know and love. He delivers another doom and gloom bit of oration stating, “Last week on the Slam, chaos and disorder continued to run rampant throughout the WWE. And today an announcement will be made. Will it end the pandemonium, or will mayhem be unleashed?”

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WWE Saturday Morning Slam (November 3, 2012)

Saturday Morning Slam

Another day, another random review of WWE Saturday Morning Slam from six years ago. After our standard issue shitrock opening theme song Voice Over Guy welcomes us to the show and informs us that in our main event Brodus Clay will be taking on “The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes,” but in celebration of the Mexican Day of the Dead we’re kicking things off with lucha libre action. Holy fuck why is La Parka on my screen?!

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WWE Saturday Morning Slam (October 27, 2012)

Saturday Morning Slam

Voice Over Guy welcomes us to, and I quote, “the most action packed, high flying half hour,” on television. He speaks, of course, of a random episode of WWE Saturday Morning Slam from 2012. He informs us that this morning’s main event will see the United States Champion, Antonio Cesaro, taking on Derrick Bateman but first we’re kicking things off with “the superstar who defies extinction,” Brodus Clay.

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WWE Mixed Match Challenge (March 6, 2018)

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We are welcomed to another episode of Mixed Match Challenge by our hosts for the evening: Michael Cole, Beth Phoenix, and Corey Graves. Corey Graves attempts to demonstrate how to use Facebook Live or whatever but doesn’t really succeed so we check out Rusev and Lana backstage where Rusev is chanting, “CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!” while Lana dicks around on her phone. Elsewhere Charlotte and Bobby Roode are also dicking around on phones.

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WWE Mixed Match Challenge (February 6, 2018)

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Welcome everyone to another action-packed episode of Mixed Match Challenge. As always our hosts for the evening are Michael Cole, Corey Graves, and Beth Phoenix. They spend a couple minutes teaching us how to swipe right on our phones to make emoticons appear if we happen to actually be watching on Facebook Live rather than some random sketchy download because Facebook Live doesn’t exist in our countries of residence. They then inform us that we need to get our last minute votes in to pick who will serve as the special guest referee for this match: Kurt Angle or Daniel Bryan before we get down to the ring for action.

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WWE Clash of Champions 2017 (December 17, 2017)

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Champions clashing! Every SmackDown title is on the line! It’s time for WWE’s Clash of Champions baby! We get a brief video package about champions clashing and the duo of Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn being shitheels before we head back to some arena in Boston for action! Our hosts are Tom Phillips, Corey Graves, and Byron Saxton.

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WWE Saturday Morning Slam (August 25, 2012)

Saturday Morning Slam

This is the premiere episode of Saturday Morning Slam, a short lived Saturday morning wrestling show geared at children from 2012. It’s time for lots of arm drags and body scissors and dudes always missing finishers that inflict damage to the head and/or neck!

Voice Over Guy gives us a rundown of what’s to come on this week’s episode and then introduces the first segment.

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