Voice Over Guy welcomes us to a very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Saturday Morning Slam and gives us a rundown of what’s going on this week before we head to the arena for our opening contest. We’re apparently getting a pie eating contest in addition to our regular mid-carders wrestling for wrestling’s sake matches we usually get.
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For the second week in a row Saturday Morning Slam begins with a voice over guy who sounds more like the Movie Trailer Guy than the Voice Over Guy from Saturday Morning Slam we all know and love. He delivers another doom and gloom bit of oration stating, “Last week on the Slam, chaos and disorder continued to run rampant throughout the WWE. And today an announcement will be made. Will it end the pandemonium, or will mayhem be unleashed?”
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Another day, another random review of WWE Saturday Morning Slam from six years ago. After our standard issue shitrock opening theme song Voice Over Guy welcomes us to the show and informs us that in our main event Brodus Clay will be taking on “The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes,” but in celebration of the Mexican Day of the Dead we’re kicking things off with lucha libre action. Holy fuck why is La Parka on my screen?!
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Voice Over Guy welcomes us to, and I quote, “the most action packed, high flying half hour,” on television. He speaks, of course, of a random episode of WWE Saturday Morning Slam from 2012. He informs us that this morning’s main event will see the United States Champion, Antonio Cesaro, taking on Derrick Bateman but first we’re kicking things off with “the superstar who defies extinction,” Brodus Clay.
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Why am I reviewing another episode of WWE Saturday Morning Slam that’s nearly five years old at this point? Because they’re on YouTube and sometimes I’ve got 22 minutes to kill during my lunch break, that’s why.
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AW YE YE! It’s time for another installment of the best 2012 Saturday Morning WWE program of all the times: Saturday Morning Slam! After the generic shitrock theme song that kicks off each and every show Voiceover Guy gives us a rundown of what’s to come and then tosses it to a little segment called…
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This is the premiere episode of Saturday Morning Slam, a short lived Saturday morning wrestling show geared at children from 2012. It’s time for lots of arm drags and body scissors and dudes always missing finishers that inflict damage to the head and/or neck!
Voice Over Guy gives us a rundown of what’s to come on this week’s episode and then introduces the first segment.
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“Good morning WWE Universe! It’s time for another hot episode of WWE Saturday Morning Slam! Today we’ve got two hot matches comin’ atcha! United States Champion, Antonio Cesaro takes on R-Truth in our main event, but first a battle between Tons of Funk and the Prime Time Players over who is the greatest dancing tag team!” announces the unseen Saturday Morning Slam announcer guy.
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