WWF Raw Is War (July 27, 1998)

raw_logo

We start things off with a photo recap of Austin and Taker winning the Tag Team titles at Fully Loaded. You want to see film footage of it, order the replay baby! We get the opening theme music and then JR welcomes us to Anaheim, CA where too much pyro is going off.

JR tells us that there’s going to be a tripe threat match for the Intercontinental Championship between The Rock, Triple H, and X-Pac later tonight. Lawler jizzes in his pants because he gets to present a trophy to the winner of last night’s bikini contest and Sable has promised to wear a new “Raw bikini.”

Continue reading “WWF Raw Is War (July 27, 1998)”

Advertisements

WWF Raw Is War (July 13, 1998)

raw_logo

We kick things off with a recap of the Attitude Era antics of last week’s main event where Undertaker, dressed as Kane, beat Mankind to become the number one contender for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship by hitting him in the head with a chair. We get our opening theme song and then go live to a sold out arena somewhere in New Jersey where JR welcomes us and assures us that both The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin are here tonight.

Continue reading “WWF Raw Is War (July 13, 1998)”

WWF Raw Is War (June 29, 1998)

raw_logo

We kick things off with some photos from the First Blood match between Steve Austin and Kane from last night’s King of the Ring with JR’s commentary left in place. We see a bunch of Attitude Era run-ins that lead to Undertaker coming down and waffling Austin with a chair while the ref is down allowing Kane to pick up the win.

We get the classic guys fighting in a warehouse as shit explodes and generic hardcore plays opening and then Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us to Raw as fireworks explode and the cameras pan around the hyped as fuck crowd of 20,000 plus.

Continue reading “WWF Raw Is War (June 29, 1998)”

Bradshaw vs. Mark Canterbury (WWF Raw June 29, 1998)

“JB(L) started started carrying on that he could take anybody in the company or in the locker room in a real bar fight.  Now, first of all, I was not a big fan of JBL personally.  I thought he was a bully.  I thought he was a loudmouth.  So all I had to do was sit back and hear him say how he could take anybody in a bar fight.  Now keep in mind while he’s saying this, I know some of the guys in the locker room, and while he’s saying this I say to myself, ‘You know what?  I’d love to see that.’  So sure enough, the next TV session with Vince, I pitched it.”

– Vince Russo, Kayfabe Commentaries’ History of WWE: 1998

Marc Mero vs. Steve Blackman (WWF Raw June 29, 1998)

The first ever Brawl For All match of the first (and last) ever Brawl For All Tournament.  What exactly is a Brawl For All?  A hybrid boxing-wrestling fight thing.  There were points and three one minute rounds.  What did the audience think of this new and exciting concept?  Let’s let them speak for themselves…

“Sable! Sable! Sable! Sable!”

“Boooooo!”

“We want wrestling!”

Bart Gunn vs. Bradshaw (WWF Raw August 24, 1998)

And so a scant two months after it began, the illustrious Brawl For All came to an end on a random episode of Raw emanating from Philadelphia.  Two men with cowboy gimmicks would enter, one would leave $75,000 richer and go on to getting punched out in like 30 seconds by a real boxer at Wrestlemania, the other would be carried out $25,000 richer and go on to have a splendid career declaring, “I love it Maggle!”

Bart Gunn vs. Godfather (WWF Raw August 17, 1998)

HEY ALL Y’ALL IT’S THE BRAWL FOR ALL!

In an era during which stupid ideas abounded, the Brawl For All takes the proverbial cake. Do you like lower midcard tough guys badly punching each other for real?  No?  Too bad, because that’s what the Brawl For All was.  The matches were shoot fights between guys, that most people thought was a work, only it wasn’t and because of that almost everyone who was involved in it got injured for real.

If there’s one good thing that came of the Brawl For All I guess it would be the Brawl For All theme song, which had a pretty good guitar riff…that and Bart Gunn’s massive push following his decisive win…oh wait, no, that never happened.  I guess just the theme song then.