We start things off with a photo recap of Austin and Taker winning the Tag Team titles at Fully Loaded. You want to see film footage of it, order the replay baby! We get the opening theme music and then JR welcomes us to Anaheim, CA where too much pyro is going off.
JR tells us that there’s going to be a tripe threat match for the Intercontinental Championship between The Rock, Triple H, and X-Pac later tonight. Lawler jizzes in his pants because he gets to present a trophy to the winner of last night’s bikini contest and Sable has promised to wear a new “Raw bikini.”
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We kick things off with a recap of the Attitude Era antics of last week’s main event where Undertaker, dressed as Kane, beat Mankind to become the number one contender for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship by hitting him in the head with a chair. We get our opening theme song and then go live to a sold out arena somewhere in New Jersey where JR welcomes us and assures us that both The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin are here tonight.
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Pre-Show Saturday Night Slam
Todd Pettengill is at home I guess. He has cardboard cutouts of Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels in his living room that he greets when he sees them. His life seems the saddest. He has a giant pizza and sacks of snacks and a million cans of Coke to watch a mid-90s In Your House PPV alone.
A pair of women with lesbian haircuts who clearly hate Pettengill join him later as he highlights the most important matches of the upcoming show. This is actually pretty helpful if like me you are randomly watching an In Your House PPV from 1995 in 2017 completely devoid of context aside from some vague recollection of stuff you’d might have seen on TV 22 years ago. If it was 1995 and you’d been watching it as it happened and had been following WWF from week to week the only thing of any importance that happens here is Gorilla Monsoon talking about how Shawn Michaels had been attacked by a gang in Syracuse several weeks early and might not be able to compete but assured us an Intercontinental Championship match would take place. Oh shit this is that PPV?
Todd Pettengill wraps things up by shoving pizza in the face of a little girl who randomly appeared and the show gets underway.
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And so a scant two months after it began, the illustrious Brawl For All came to an end on a random episode of Raw emanating from Philadelphia. Two men with cowboy gimmicks would enter, one would leave $75,000 richer and go on to getting punched out in like 30 seconds by a real boxer at Wrestlemania, the other would be carried out $25,000 richer and go on to have a splendid career declaring, “I love it Maggle!”
HEY ALL Y’ALL IT’S THE BRAWL FOR ALL!
In an era during which stupid ideas abounded, the Brawl For All takes the proverbial cake. Do you like lower midcard tough guys badly punching each other for real? No? Too bad, because that’s what the Brawl For All was. The matches were shoot fights between guys, that most people thought was a work, only it wasn’t and because of that almost everyone who was involved in it got injured for real.
If there’s one good thing that came of the Brawl For All I guess it would be the Brawl For All theme song, which had a pretty good guitar riff…that and Bart Gunn’s massive push following his decisive win…oh wait, no, that never happened. I guess just the theme song then.