It’s fuckin’ Biomonster DNA! Here we have my main biomonster teaming up with a dude dressed like a Putty from Power Rangers taking on a couple of dudes in dodgy hero costumes. It’s DDT y’all!
John Cena in his Doctor of Thuganomics persona takes on Rey Mysterio in this match from 2003. It’s a pretty decent match and then there’s a ref bump so Cena punches Mysterio in the dick. Cena wins LOL!
After the match Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, Nathan Jones, Big Show and Matt Morgan come out and tell Cena that he’s going to be the fifth man on Lesnar’s Survivor Series team. Cena’s like, “NO ONE TELLS JOHN CENA WHAT TO DO!”
A-Train/Albert/Lord Tensai appears in the ring and takes out Cena and the Lesnar’s dudes hit the ring and wreck shit on John Cena, finishing him off with a chairshot to the head. Ruthless Aggression y’all!
Gooooooldberg! Gooooooldberg! Gooooooldberg!
Brock Lesnar and the Big Show jostle for a spot in the Royal Rumble. Paul Heyman is in Show’s corner which is weird.
A battle royal for the WWE Women’s Championship from back in the day when women’s battle royals were over the top rope instead of merely through the ropes.