Brian Lee vs. The Storm Trooper (SMW July 25, 1992)

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Smoky Mountain Wrestling! Who thought this was a good idea? The Storm Trooper, if the preview image for the video doesn’t make it completely fucking obvious, is a literal Nazi. I mean he’s got fucking swastikas on his mask and on his tank top for fucks sake.

Brian Lee squashes the shit out of him, making this the first Brian Lee match in the history of everything that I was glad to see.

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Mr. Pogo vs. Kim Duk (WING September 27, 1992)

You had a good run Mr. Pogo’s Boot, but all good things must come to an end and in this match with Kim Duk you did not come into play at all, and I, for one, found the match to be lacking because of it.

Also coming to an end this match?  Mr. Pogo’s alliance with Victor Quiñones.  For reasons the promo package at the beginning don’t make clear (or maybe they do in Japanese) Pogo’s out and Quiñones has got a new “No. 1,” the one time Tiger Chung Lee, Kim Duk.

The match is nothing special really.  They brawl all around the arena and hit each other in the head with things (though sadly not either of Mr. Pogo’s cowboy boots) just like in every other WING match.  There aren’t any crazy stipulations: no barbed wire, no fire, no explosions.  The match is apparently a Falls Count Anywhere match because Kim makes a couple pinfall attempts outside of the ring and ultimately picks up the win after a piledriver in the stands.

Following the victory Kim brings Pogo into the ring to beat him down.  The beat down is going swimmingly until Mitsuhiro Matsunaga, in keeping with Mr. Pogo WING match tradition, runs down to the ring post-match, only this time instead of beating the crap out of Pogo he helps him fight off Kim and Quiñones, and the match comes to a close with Matsunaga, Pogo, Crash the Terminator and some dude I didn’t recognize shaking hands and forming some sort of alliance against the dastardly Quiñones.

Mr. Pogo vs. Gypsy Joe (WING February 16, 1992)

Everyone’s favorite face painted Japanese sadist, Mr. Pogo, takes on a nearly 60 year old, Gypsy Joe in a steel cage.  The match is about as good as one would expect from a WING match pitting Mr. Pogo against a man in his late 50s, but we’re now two for two in Mr. Pogo matches during which he removes his cowboy boots and uses them as a weapon so it does have that going for it. We’re also two for two in post-match Mitsuhiro Matsunaga run-ins.

Pogo gets the win in the most anti-climactic way possible: he pins Joe for three and then Joe has to stand before a referee administered ten count.  This happens like 3 or 4 times in a row with a single move knocking Joe to the mat between each pin attempt so it’s like a minute total of Joe lying in the ring while the referee counts before it’s finally over.

Matsunaga then hits the ring and beats the hell out of Mr. Pogo before Pogo’s cronies make the save and pull Pogo out of the ring. Matsunaga gives chase and gets chairs thrown at him for his troubles.  He then returns to the ring and he Gypsy Joe pose like goddamn champions.

Mr. Pogo vs. Jason the Terrible (WING May 7, 1992)

Oh what a match this is!  If you like casket matches, so much brawling in the crowd, 10,000 headbutts and 458 chairshots to the head than this is the match for you!  Match highlights include:

  • Mr. Pogo ripping off Jason’s mask to reveal a dude with silver facepaint and a little crustache.
  • An umbrella causing more damage than any of the 458 chairshots that occurred.
  • So many lariats.
  • One of the Invaders freaking the fuck out after giving Mr. Pogo a can of gas and a lighter.
  • The coffin’s window.
  • After being placed in the coffin sans mask, Jason’s mask magically returning when his coffin is carted away by a heap of mulleted Japanese wrestlers.
  • The “Jason will return to WING!” title card at the end of the buried alive deathmatch.